🥄about_spoony.txt ⚠️truth.exe 📁memes
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COMING SOON
SPOONY ASSISTANT v1.0

UNCOMFORTABLE
TRUTHS,
NOW ONCHAIN.

A melancholic spoon serving uncomfortable truths to retail, one bad entry at a time.

S$SPOONYthe uncomfortable truth assistant of Robinhood Chain
CONTRACT:TBA — DO NOT BUY A FAKE SPOON
it looks like you bought the top.
A melancholic cartoon spoon with large worried eyes
Done, unfortunately.Internet zone 🥄
📄 about_spoony.txt
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Clippy tried to help you.

Spoony explains why it is already too late.

$SPOONY is a melancholic spoon documenting every bad entry, round-trip, missed exit, and piece of hopium on Robinhood Chain.

No complicated lore. No fake utility. Just a familiar face saying the part everyone else leaves out.

uncomfortable truths, served onchain. _

⚠️ truth.exe
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Spoony has detected a coping mechanism.
“you are not holding with conviction. you missed the sell button.”
how_to_buy.chm

How to acquire a spoon

1

Open the official Pons Family link from this website.

2

Connect a compatible wallet on Robinhood Chain.

3

Verify the contract address. Spoony cannot recover funds sent to an impostor utensil.

4

Choose your amount, review the transaction, and never risk money you cannot afford to lose.

Uncomfortable truth: a meme is not a financial plan.
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